Pickles by Brian Crane for March 19, 2015

She lied to you Earl!

Insert foot into mouth… ne’er gets old.

Read my lips.

Earl Rudolph Pickles

matter is neither created nor destroyedIt’s just used against Earl.

Opal is way too sensitive.

He’s lucky it wasn’t Super Glue that was uncapped.

Think before you speak, Earl.

Honesty is not good in situations like this

I thought Opal was going tp say " great I’ll go shopping for a new one.

Way too reasonable, for Opal. :) Peace.

Poor Earl. His big nose was such an easy target.

Earl’s big nose was an easy target.

who said the one used on earl was the favorite? she wouldn’t waste that on him

You now have the remains, Earl. At least it wasn’t wasted!xxx

Like Opal has never said something like that to Earl about something messy.

Why won’t give Earl a brake?