Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 05, 2015
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Enjoy this Classic tom the dancing bug Vintage 1993 Lawyer: and so your honor , my client wishes to severe all res to her biological parents. Judge: On what grounds? Lawyer: She has to do more chores but gets less allowance than any of her friends! I have signed affidavits from 12 classmates. Lawyer: She is frequently served icky foods for dinner and her tv privileges are oppressively limited to public television and educational videos! Judge: thats ridiculous! with whom would she be living?! Lawyer: we porpoise that she live in the playhouse in the backyard her mother could bring out her meals.... Judge: Counselor, approach the bench. Judge: Mr. Richards, what is going on here?! who do you think you are?! Lawyer: Im Harvey Ricjrads, Lawyer for children! Because of recent precedents, Im branching out into courtroom practice. Judge: This is the most improper, Incompetent and irresponsible suit Ive ever seen a lawyer bring! Lawyer: Well, Im rubber , you're glue! It bounces off me and sticks to you! Lawyer: ...and then ge dismissed the case and fined me for contempt of court! I can't believe a judge could be so unknowlegeable about basic legal principals!
SKJAM! Premium Member about 9 years ago
Finally met someone not so easily bamboozled.
steverinoCT about 9 years ago
I “ran away” in the 70’s: I had almost a dollar, and was going to sleep in the dugout at the Little League field and live on Cheetos until my funds ran out. Didn’t think past that. I also didn’t think of having Mom bring me food! (She just brought me home)
zenguyuno about 9 years ago
I’m also tired of Harvey Richards.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago
Yeah? You may be “tired” of Harvey Richards now, but just wait until you need him! Next time someone pours your milk over your sandwich, you’ll wish you had paid his retainer.
Kip W about 9 years ago
I’d like to see his TV ads.
kapock about 9 years ago
Harvey should never have brought the case in her father’s courtroom.
RabbitDad about 9 years ago
Now, if the kid had only sued for emanciation AND mandatory college tuition…
jpozenel about 9 years ago
It looks like it was just his bad luck to get that judge.
BadVlad about 9 years ago
I understand Harvey’s frusteration. According to Dog Law I have an ownership claim to a large part of Oklahoma and Arkansas. The court wouldn’t recognize my territorial markings.
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
Adult logic and child logic should be forever separate.“Don’t cross the streams!”
Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago
I can’t believe you asked me that. That made my day!