Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 06, 2015

Not to mention you’re married, Andy; Flo wouldn’t like that.

Good morning Andy fans. Andy has had lots of practice lying.Y’all have a prosperous day my friends.

Must be Andy’s turn to buy otherwise he’d be first one in the pub.

Andy…………. not to worry… the first one’s quick exit from your presence will be a danger flag for all the rest of ’em……..

@beviek: thanks, my friend._______________________

@beviek and afficionado: we have boxes of old family photos which have been scanned and stored digitally. I can remember my mother saying, " In case of fire save the computer". To which I replied, “Forget the computer. Save the photos”. I can buy another computer but not memories._____________________________Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead one hour everyone.

Daylight Savings Time: don’t forget to set your clocks ahead one hour Saturday night.

@Number Six: glad you are still with us. God bless you.

Arthur is a very handsome lad (he looks just like his Dad) and his bride is beautiful. \thanks for sharing.

A “Burns and Allen” show I saw this morning (up early practicing for Sunday, of course……..): George: What is it?Gracie: All right, George, I’ll tell you everything. I’ll tell you the truth.George: All right, tell me, then.Gracie: Don’t rush me, it takes time to make up the truth!

I’m not interested in any kind of dating.

Which is apparently a bad thing.

xxx

Glad you enjoyed the Only Fools & Horses clip! I feel a bit like Rodney sometimes. Well. It’s Finally Friday! I hope you have an amazing one. Had to go into town today and it was very windy! Glad I’m back home. I fed the horses at the stables too. Merlin’s hoof was scraping the ground again. He banged it on the railings the other time I was there. All because I was feeding Sebastian and not him. LOL! P.S. Want to make a song request? I need 2 more.

@Number SixI’m glad to see you’re back! I’m looking forward to Andy and Hagar together at last, but I know things have been crazy busy for you lately, so I’ll promise to be patient until you have some free time. (I’m trying to give up being impatient for Lent, but every time I try it TAKES so bleedin’ long to stop being impatient that I’m not sure I have the stamina……)

At open mic night at a comedy club the other night, I trotted out a few one-liners. (My apologies to those who insist on comments being restricted to the comic strip, but when it’s funny I’ll be glad to do it!) My biggest laugh (not my only laugh, and I have proof on video……kinda……) was for this: “I once knew a man who didn’t go to the gym for the first time until he was 90. So it was his own damn fault that he only lived to be 107!”

NUMBER SIX, HELLO! Long time, no see! Glad you are back also!

What’s happened with FANOLIO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZxTLSXsoJA

I had my pacemaker implanted yesterday and I want to thank everybody for their well wishes. It all went according to plan and I’m feeling fine. I will be posting additional details at the Village.If you are unaware of the Village you can find it here:http://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2006/06/09-The Village is an ideal place to post your social media matters.

@FANOLIO (Fan o’ Liò)

I AM GLAD all went well, we don’t “talk” much, you and I, but I enjoy your comments. And when a regular poster goes missing, or has problems, a lot of us worry!

Again, I am glad it all went well!