Pickles by Brian Crane for March 05, 2015

Couldn’t go to the grocery store and buy a newspaper, could you, Earl?

He must not think much of his neighbor.

there are those people who notice a paper’s been pre-read and begin to be suspicious of the neighbors.

Once one unfolds a newspaper, it’s never the same again. Get on the ball Earl.

When you borrow the neighbors wife, she is never quite the same also.

The same thing was done by Saul’s brother (from the new TV show Better Call Saul). The neighbor end up calling the cops on him. Great show, by the way.

Just by the paper for the lady, Mr. Cheapo. LOL.

What’s all that loud banging at the door?

Well, waddaya know? I went to school with her sister.

I read this strip right after Lio, which was appropriate today.

Earl’s just in his second childhood.

I love Earl

So THAT’s where my paper has been disappearing to!

Love the nod to C. Hax, my favorite advice columnist.

Isaac Azimov said he could read the paper and fold it back just as it was delivered, so his parents could sell it in their store.I am not impressed with Carolyn Hax. I’m sure she careth not.

I chuckled! Good one.

I totally did this one morning when my paper failed to be delivered. That was in the days before I discovered online comics :)

That’s what neighbours are for… Borrowing things!

xxx

we’ve been missing the paper or pieces of it lately, just once in a while. i’m beginning to have dark suspicions.