Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 27, 2015

Amelia Earhart.

With my desk, I would settle for finding the rest of that tuna fish sandwich.

Wonderful, I go from cheese jokes to missing persons jokes!

There aren’t many missing cheese jokes.

I wouldn’t miss cheese.

…and the other box of pizza pizza.

I suspect there are a couple of generations who have never heard of him

A Jimmy Hoffa joke? How timely.

Or Champ. (the lake Champlain monster).\\//_

They probably won’t find Hoffa until they repair and rebuild one of those bridges around Chicago.

Actually they found Jimmy – he was under Tammy Faye’s makeup when she chiseled it off. Thank you , I’ll be here all week.

I want to know how Cosmo can get a stack of paper piled this high without it tipping over or sliding off the desk!

Even the Loch Mich monster might be there – it’s way too cold in Lake Michigan….

He just might find Waldo in there.

A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered mind.

Well Hoffa is still alive and well living in San Luis Mexico thanks to the late Caesar Chavez..He creeps across the border from time to time to get a McDonald’s Egg McMuffin in Yuma..I saw him there with Elvis back in 1988

and Judge Crater…