Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 19, 2015

I don’t get it….

I don’t get it either.

Weird … or worse?

The essence of being king: The power to enforce your will.

It’s good to be the king!

Snow fink!

I would have gotten the joke if he hadn’t added the snow king. Then he could have said “As king, I condemn this winter to death!”

Snow King is a shrimp, just like the real one.

“THE KING IS A FINK”

Don’t let Calvin see this..\\//_

Who will steal that crown?

It is snow king I want!

as in bringing out the gibbet and rope was easier than making a bigger snowman…

Snow king is bad for your health.

and just plain inappropriate.

“Snow King” was a low priced brand of snow thrower sold years ago. I believe they were manufactured by Murray…

Seems too crude for humor.

Hang every snowman you wish, just leave the humans alone.(Calvin’s snow monstrosities were wonderful art of the sickest kind. I loved them.)

Didn’t he see the “No Snow King” signs?