Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2010

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    ladywolf17  about 14 years ago

    Wow! perhaps the king has a heart after all. What can I say…..I’m touched!

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    Stop whining, FInk, and go get a plastic sheet to cover yourself with.

    The Perfect Storm = Rodney + watermelon + sledge hammer

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    Use the Finks head for a watermelon.

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    MontanaLady  about 14 years ago

    Wasn’t that Gallagher with the watermelons?????

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 14 years ago

    (sarcasm) Gotta love them Chuck Norris jokes.

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    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    @MontanaLady,

    Yes, and Family Guy originated the joke about Chuck Norris having a fist under his beard.

    Double copyright infringement.

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    MontanaLady  about 14 years ago

    thanks, pouncingtiger……shows my age,……

    dont’ know about Family Guy………..

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    Pacejv  about 14 years ago

    Sledge-a-matic…ready!

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    yyyguy  about 14 years ago

    better than the bass-o-matic!

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    This arc is getting interesting…how will Bung return to his place of yore, and at what cost?

    The sheer volume of Chuck Norris jokes is hilarious of itself (to me). Some of them I actually like. I have to find out some day what Chuck thinks of them. Anybody have a handy direct link to a statement by him?

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    pamlicorat  about 14 years ago

    Judging by his Mountain Dew commercial, he probably thinks they are fun.

    The Fink will get Bung back by giving him a key to the wine cellar.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    And I guess he had no choice but to quit his day job.

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    Somehow Rodney just doesn’t have the touch.

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    Smiley Rmom  about 14 years ago

    Johanan I believe this is what you’re looking for: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=38499

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    pawpawbear  about 14 years ago

    Rmom- Thanks for the link.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    I think Bung should have left Rodney the key to the cellar.

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    Trainwreck_1  about 14 years ago

    Tell him some stories about your victories on the battle field Rodney. Jokes are always a good thing and I’d bet you have some whoopers!

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    @Susan001: I could stand it easily (any port in a storm, no pun intended!), and it’s surprising that Bung isn’t portrayed as a fan of it. It would get him soused a whole lot faster than the beer he often drinks, easily as fast as the grape wine he sometimes has (and with a more wicked hangover to boot).

    P.S. @Susan001: My usual CocoMocha is spiked today with Sabra liqueur in honor of the biblical Sabbath. Feel free to drop by Birdbrains or Big Top for your share (on the house).

    @Rmom: Good eye. Thanks for the link, it’s perfect.

    @pamlicorat: I don’t have a TV, so alas, I can’t see that commercial. With any grace it’ll show up on the Internet somewhere…

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    @Rmom and Everyone: I think you’d find interesting a blog I put together on the subject of “Chuck Norris facts and Chris Alan jokes” - one of my screwball ENFP attempts at linking up two seemingly unrelated phenomenon (a real-life cult figure and my own fictional protagonist).

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