Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 01, 2015

A good gun moll dog.

This pup would be a great dogsniff. I hope he has a short probation.

Dog goes ballistic at post office on fellow employees.

He would hold the bad guy at bay, unless the bad guy had a cookie.

Sure, everyone respects the alpha dog, but if I act the least little bit confident and assertive, they call me the “B” word.

Aw, that’s very cute.

Still suffering a bit of whiplash from the last time he had to draw his weapon.

BrassOrchid & INGSOC – lol!

One must remember that one half of one year ago, (on Uranus), Curtis Mayfield was singing “Freddie’s Dead” and Argent was singing “Hold Your Head Up”.I would recommend getting in on the ground floor by being a Uranus sniffing dog.

Okay… I lied. It wasn’t exactly half a Uranian year.It would be like 186 days on Earth.Half a year is 182.5 days on Earth.Half a Uranian year is only 42 years, not 43.

Typical adolescent pipe-dreams. Wait until you’ve matured a few more years, fella! Who’s a good pup? Is it you? Is it?Now, hand over that revolver and we’ll get on with your obedience training!

How much is that doggywith the issues?The one with the complex detailed?How much is that doggywith the issues?The one who is armed to prevail?

Golords. I like that. Patented 3hourtour Stream of Consciousness Rant strikes gold again.

Zebra stripes are in.

That puppy has a badge!!! A badge AND a pistol … a lethal combination!!!

FREE DOGSNIFF … he don’t need no stinkin’ badge!!!

Lookie whut tha li’l critter rustled up!FISHNET FRIDAY for May 1st, 2015GOOD dawgie!

But the concept is sound.Since the axial tilt on Uranus is pretty close to ninety degrees, it points its south pole almost directly at the Sun every 84 years. Forty-two years either side of that, it points its north pole almost directly at the Sun. One Uranian year ago it was 1941, a time know for its Peace and Plenty.Peace Officer Uranus Sniffer can tell you all about it.He was promoted.

Hey, it’s Wishbone. Lassie has nothin’ on him.

Meanwhile, a short distance away…

It’s a gun caddy for short deputies.