Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 31, 2015

Mmm, soured herring (Snoopy should be able to find this WITHOUT training.)What classically trained tenor wouldn’t want some pressurized fisk ?Besides, for the Heinz 57th time, you’re only allowed to take those on a zeppelin (the heh~wing, not the tenor).

Meanwhile, on a purely altruistic note:Today’s Random LAME comes from the May 16, 2013 Pulling Up LAME… Topic:The Kingdom of the Pearl (1920)(Careful, there are artistic nekkid pictures included.)

Jonathan Antoine

I’m trying to understand FA, but sometimes Teresa is so far ahead of us, it’s difficult for me to ketchup.

Where on Earth did she get that picture of me?

Does Jonathan Antoine have any music for sale? He’s amazing. I listened to several other videos of his. I can’t believe he was only 17 when he sang in Britain’s Got Talent. I wish I had his hair, too. Love long, curly hair.

I’ve had similar experiences with WWII vintage tinned beef, as well as improperly cooked stewed tomatoes. The botuloid spray never touched me.

Snoopy could too have been a cadaver dog.He was able to understand words, so you could just tell him what to find. Any dog can smell decomposition. They just have to be trained to alert you of it, a step which would not be necessary if your dog is able to understand what you say better than you are able to understand what adults say.I would not voluntarily spend time in near proximity to a person unable to grasp this simple concept.It is simply too dangerous.

(somewhat like bringing pressurized containers onboard an airliner)

I like to lurk.

This is a good place to learn stuff, but it’s usually by accident.

What sort of card tells all these food jokes? Are we talking about the Munchurian Candidate?

Today’s FA violates Petey Otterloop Picky Eaters Principle No. 569: Never eat a food that has been >>> FEATURED ON NPR. <<<

I really love starting my day with something that MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL. Seriously. I spend all day being rational and a touch of the irrational really helps keep me balanced.

How will the recent merger of Heinz and Kraft Foods affect m’lady’s favorite peevish exaggeration?<//b>Meanwhile, someone will be Happy, Happy, Happy!!! that a Google Search of today’s featured performer yields this

Gotta love the Japanese…

You should consider taking Andrew Zimmern’s job. I’ll have a 1000 year egg, but no lutefisk for me without lots of koskenkorva.

Remember when the cassette tape was the only way to put mobile music in your car and you went on a road trip where there weren’t any radio stations playing anything you wanted to hear, and when you found one you did like it faded out of range in about forty minutes?Some conversations make me miss the cassette tape and the half dozen tapes in the glove compartment that each held one hour of music to get through a trip that went on for days.Sure, there were times when I grew tired of the songs, but at least it was good music that I actually wanted to hear at one time.Quite a few comics are suffering temporal lapses in their email disbursement. Somebody is doing the Time Warp again.

Teresa! Thou shalt not take the name of the Heinz thy soup in vain! For the love of Jonathan! Must I repeat myself fifty-seven times?!

A HOT body type of the past makes a reappearance in FA.

Here’s Peter Rabbit for you, Happy!

To achieve a wasp waist like that would have required a progressively tighter corset. It was called tightlacing.To me, it was no different than the cruelty of foot binding.

And I thought I only dreamed of surströmming! You know, it sounds like a good story. Do tell!