Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 2015

Jamie? Jamie Dimon? Hey man, good to see you! A new Chase fee structure?

I thought the saying was ‘follow the money’, not ‘get bashed while scarfing up the money’….

But what if they’re the only bills he has on him? Clothes may make only the facade, not the man.

I used to sell new cars… Cadillacs and I found that the richer the client was the cheaper he or she was… they would insist on seeing the invoice from the General Motors factory and refuse to pay any more than Invoice less any rebates and then demand free rust proofing or other such after-market adds… I hated working with the rich, corporate heads or business owners… cheap bastards, most of them. I got paid commission on profits or a flat $50 mini sale fee if there were no profits._the guy in the suit grabbing the money reminded me of them.

OMG! My skull is full of stars!

read it, and am stll poor.

Greed helps…

(wow,, a popup that occupies the entire window screen; what next?)

good ole enterprise; in ‘wall street’ it is easily cleaned up with polish; but the same game….

Can you say, derivative?…… I knew you could.

Never too fat to reach money or food on the ground.

My husband recently found dollars and one five sort of like that in the grocery store. I asked if he got attacked when he reached the last bill and he said no. He never did figure out who dropped them.

Man you are ugly and fat. Try getting to a gym. If I see a penny on the sidewalk I will think twice about picking it up.

Hansel and Gretel make thier in the big city