Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2015

It’s called lack of feeling.

How do you think we made it through the Ice Ages?

Dealing with Cold is a simple case of mind over matter:If You don’t MIND, it don’t MATTER!

Actually, my wife and daughter are cold all the time, at least their hands and feet.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

suffering for the greater good

I dunno, the wiz is showing as much leg as she is. Let’s be thankful he left the midriff out…

If he’s going to do a study, he ought to study her apparent immunity to gravity. If she had any more uplift, her feet wouldn’t reach the ground,

“The sort of girl who seemed incapable of finding clothes that covered her knees or her navel…” ;)

After reading “Zack”, she must be one of his direct ancestors!

And dirty old wizards wouldn’t have it any other way…

Actually, they just want to display as much of the carcass as possible?

The cold never bothered her, anyway.

Except when indoors, they turn the thermostat up to 78.

Isn’t it wonderful!

Girls and women who believe that they need to be ‘fashionable’ in our current day are stuck with sleeveless dresses for evening wear, because that’s what the so-called designers deign to produce. They insist that a dress with sleeves just isn’t beautiful. So if a woman has to attend some kind of fancy dress event for a charity, or her husband’s business or what, she’s stuck with what is available (unless she can afford to have a dress made.)-Now here’s the interesting thing: I’ve never seen a sleeveless tux.

Some people prefer to sacrifice comfort for style (a la Snoopy, wearing a fur coat on a hot day!).

“Immunity to cold is not gender specific.. getting cold is more related to age.”.Or weight.I wear long sleeves when it is going to stay below 30 degrees F.

Also there is panty hose for the cold..Remember the ads with the Jets QB Joe Namath>he really did wear hose during the cold weather games..

Stay married to them for 45 years! You will find out the real facts..In the first 15 years, they want you close to keep them warmIn the second 15 years, they start using a heating padIn the last 15 years, they might want you to stay in the same room, with the heating pad; but, not too close…