Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2015

Failure…? Huh, I thought it was ‘Fear’ that was not an option…

NO. they’re protected… just distract them… throw the leader into the moat and while the gators are feeding run away to fight another day.

Snort! Hagar would contest that, but hey…

Awe, come on….Is that true? Or is it just a big croc?

Pelt the wall with stones from a siege engine. Use a catapult or trebuchet as your technology allows. The tumbling wall will fill the moat and allow easy access. You will still have to scramble over the rubble, of course. No plan is perfect.

The croc seems content.

Why are you assuming it’s a take on a James Cameron quote?http://www.spaceacts.com/notanoption.htm

Failure is always an option! (Mythbusters)

Failure? How ’bout jes try somethin like an alternative?

“Wouldn’t it be smarter to kill the gators first?”.Just wait awhile-the first cold snap in such a temperate region will kill them off for you.

I think I prefer Wileybears to Wileygators….

I always thought trade and diplomacy were better options.

Failure is not an option. It comes standard with the software.

That’s really deep.

Failure IS an option.It’s just not optimal.