Pickles by Brian Crane for January 14, 2015

Quit making Earl stick his foot in his mouth, Opal.

His funeral is Saturday.

Don’t ask a question unless you REALLY want to know the answer!

Lucky Opal didn’t ask “if her butt looks big in this” as it now appears to be OK to say the truth given the Kardasian photo.

Opal, the alternative is to wear a head covering..Of course then it turns to “I hate what this hat does to my hair!”

That picture looks like a female centaur.

Never ask a man to tell the truth about your looks.

Earl is going to pay for that comment for a very time!

If you don’t want the answer, don’t ask the question.

Yes big time :)

She obviously can’t handle the truth.

Classic Floyd

If you care about the answer,do NOT ask me a question. :) Peace.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if you ask a silly question, you’ll get a silly answer.

Opal… You look like Albert Einstein.

Does this peach make my butt look big?

Filters, Earl. Filters. There’s one between the brain and the mouth. Use it.

He’s lucky she didn’t just tighten that scarf around his neck til his eyes bugged out.

In Japan there is a tongue twister. it goes

すもも も もも, もも も もも, すもも も もも も もも の うち。

Pronounced Sumomo mo momo, momo mo momo, sumomo mo momo mo momo no uchi.

Loosely translated it says a plum, a peach and a butt all have the same shape.

Earl, I’ll have you know some women pay a LOT of money for this look!

Sometimes it just has to be said, but maybe not out loud! But what would be the fun in that.

Being honest can get you killed nowadays.

Especially in marriages.

xxx

Earl, there are insides words and outside words, this time you let an inside word get out…

Looks like one of those latex shower/swim caps my sister wore back in the 1960’s…styling!

I wonder what it’s like to have a filter between mouth and brain.I already know what it’s like not to.

HI RAD! NICE TO SEE YOU, DUDE!

Why, YES, YES, you DID say that OUT LOUD EARL! Yes you did!

LOL @ Opal…..my hair looked like that yesterday AND today

Actually I like her hair like that. Looks quite wonderful!