Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 05, 2015

So, I won’t get to meet Jimmy Johnson?

Had his heart set on winning the Daytona 500. Very big in Id.

Who said you’d inherit that million dollars from one guy? That’s a million relatives who all left you a dollar each.

Yay! A nod to NASCAR!

It would certainly entertain me.

That ball knows how to cover all the bases.

Yeah, very entertaining, for a moment. ;)

He’ll loose that million in a week if he dates a supermodel..

The last time I looked into my “crystal ball”, it was snowing…

Like a lot of machines – for entertainment purposes only-guess that means you can’t make money off bets with apartner? Though the machine takes money!

Remember the weight and fate scales?Put in a nickle, step on, get your weight, and select a question. I asked “will I marry?”Answer: “No, but you will anyway!”(It was correct on the weight too!)

That’s ok … the money he paid with says “Not to be used as legal tender”

“I see that you’re going to lose a lot of weight, become very muscular, win the Lottery, marry a super-hot femme, and live happily ever after. Oh, and how about that?”“What?”“It even got the date wrong!”

Poor Rodney..Daytona 500?..No…. Rod you’ll be beat by Charlton Heston in the chariot race(Chuck asked his stunt double Yakima Canute how he would ever run a 4 horse chariot round and round without getting hurt,,Yak said “Don’t worry..it’s in the script..you will win”

CLASSIC ID IS BACK! At least on my browser. And it has the missing strips.

Correction, it has a couple of the missing strips.