Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 2014
December 29, 2014
December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: Is that you, Brenner? Zeke: Hey, Zonk! Good to see you again, man! Zonker; Brenner, what the hell is going on? Who had Duke declared dead? Zeke: It had to be done sooner or later, man. Life goes on, you know? Zonker: So you wrote him off? Just like that? Zeke: Well, we were thinking of a memorial service, but his attorney and I figured we oughta try to keep expenses down. Zonker: As a courtesy to his heirs, no doubt. Zeke: Right. Besides, I couldn't remember which cult he belonged to.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
I thinks, it was the church headed by Timothy Leary.
Argythree over 9 years ago
So ‘Uncle Stupidhead’ comes by his name honestly…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 9 years ago
Peyote Praisers?Santa Maria Juana?Latter Saints Day?Moneymoneymoneymoney!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Zeke Brenner. I’ll try to remember his surname. But I’ll probably fail.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
First Church of the Gooey Death, and Discount House of Worship!
chris_o42 over 9 years ago
Church of the Undivided Donation.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
For us it was Brother Dell’s Baptismal Car Wash and Credit Card Whorehouse. Not much of a religion, but we followed it religiously.
Blood-Poisoning Vermin over 9 years ago
Or Jim Stafford’s “Frisbeetarianists” who believed that when you died your soul didn’t go to heaven it just got stuck on the roof.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
And then there was Flannery O’Connor’s “Church without Jesus: where the blind don’t see, the lame don’t walk and what’s dead stays that way”, if I recall correctly.