Santa: Sorry kid, times are tough.
yeah officer, it was a fat guy in a red suit and he had a can of beer sticking out of his sack
too much sauce in his youth, let that be a warning to all, and a good merry and night.
Merry scary!
Better plug up your chimney.
I believe an episode of “Barney Miller” featured a crook in a santa outfit who robbed people.
“…is nothing sacred!”.Nope! Not here anyway…
Naughty, not Nice, NRA’s idea of Santa!
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Ol Skool over 9 years ago
yeah officer, it was a fat guy in a red suit and he had a can of beer sticking out of his sack
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
too much sauce in his youth, let that be a warning to all, and a good merry and night.
LingeeWhiz over 9 years ago
Merry scary!
2599745 over 9 years ago
Better plug up your chimney.
skeeterhawk over 9 years ago
I believe an episode of “Barney Miller” featured a crook in a santa outfit who robbed people.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
“…is nothing sacred!”.Nope! Not here anyway…
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 9 years ago
Naughty, not Nice, NRA’s idea of Santa!