So that’s what you get when you leave fruitcake sitting around for a 1000 years….(well, it must be — after all, no one ever eats fruitcake…)
It’s been a long time since I’ve actually seen a fruitcake. Do stores even sell them anymore?
Funny, fruit cakes start out round…..
My roommate eats them often. But then, he also puts mayonnaise on hot dogs and chilidogs.
Yes, you were able to lay around long enough to become sentient precisely because people crave fruitcake.Riiiight.
There was a fruitcake store that went out of business because they were all stollen.
Our doorstop hasn’t started talking yet.
Not so, Brewster; I just finished mine. Fortunately, it didn’t say anything.
I’ve seen them at Walmart (not a “high end grocery”, mind you). Then, if you’re fortunate enough to have one in your town, you can visit the in-store Walmart Psychiatric Center.
LYING around! Lying around! NOT laying! Oh, the failure of public school.
Hasn’t anyone else tried the wonderful Collins Street Deluxe fruitcakes from Corsicana, Texas? They are more expensive but worth the cost, believe me.
Kali39 over 9 years ago
So that’s what you get when you leave fruitcake sitting around for a 1000 years….(well, it must be — after all, no one ever eats fruitcake…)
Alabama Al over 9 years ago
It’s been a long time since I’ve actually seen a fruitcake. Do stores even sell them anymore?
Varnes over 9 years ago
Funny, fruit cakes start out round…..
alviebird over 9 years ago
My roommate eats them often. But then, he also puts mayonnaise on hot dogs and chilidogs.
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yes, you were able to lay around long enough to become sentient precisely because people crave fruitcake.Riiiight.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
There was a fruitcake store that went out of business because they were all stollen.
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Our doorstop hasn’t started talking yet.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Not so, Brewster; I just finished mine. Fortunately, it didn’t say anything.
Tom Eisenmenger over 9 years ago
I’ve seen them at Walmart (not a “high end grocery”, mind you). Then, if you’re fortunate enough to have one in your town, you can visit the in-store Walmart Psychiatric Center.
gmorse76 over 9 years ago
LYING around! Lying around! NOT laying! Oh, the failure of public school.
rekam Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hasn’t anyone else tried the wonderful Collins Street Deluxe fruitcakes from Corsicana, Texas? They are more expensive but worth the cost, believe me.