Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 05, 2014

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    Llewellenbruce  over 9 years ago

    Practice makes perfect they say.

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    pouzenc  over 9 years ago

    Great plan, Bung! and why not better: require your friend the Bartender to keep open every night until 11:59:55

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    xxxxxx  over 9 years ago

    No color for a few days. Hard to tell what’s going on.

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    Observer fo Irony  over 9 years ago

    At midnight I will be tucked away behind my steel plating when the ‘fireworks’ go off.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Never hurts to practice.

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    RalphZIggy  over 9 years ago

    without practice he might fall and miss the floor

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    His liver will be a raisin by then.

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    tuslog64  over 9 years ago

    No sense puitting it off until the last minute!

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    jppjr  over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of my first wife…she drank if the sun came up…went down….it was raining…it was sunny…..she finally quit drinking when I got her a funnel!!!

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    delta42  over 9 years ago

    5! 4! 3! 2! 1! = 34,560

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    As Dean Martin was reported to say, “I feel sorry for all of you who do not drink, ‘cause when you get up in the morning that’s as good as you’re gonna feel all day…”

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