Without fire there would no smoke, without smoke there would only be clear air to breathe with its unseen molecules getting into our blood streams. Yuch.
“Hi, me Tor, man of many parts. Me say ‘Fire bad’. Burn thumb when light cigar. Me send Fire bed without supper. Fire burn house down. Me Tor and me approve this message.”
Bilan over 9 years ago
They lit a you-know-what under his rear.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
Are people allowed to carry concealed fire?
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Without fire there would no smoke, without smoke there would only be clear air to breathe with its unseen molecules getting into our blood streams. Yuch.
761st over 9 years ago
Of course, to the security guard (and his son!) at the CDC, fire has a completely different and somewhat sadder meaning. Silly Secret Service!
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
When will we get a Libertarian candidate who will tell us that the government can’t control fire anyway?
King_Shark over 9 years ago
Cronk him say “fire good”, but what if voter people fire Cronk? Then Cronk say fire bad!
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“Hi, me Tor, man of many parts. Me say ‘Fire bad’. Burn thumb when light cigar. Me send Fire bed without supper. Fire burn house down. Me Tor and me approve this message.”
Dave Ferro over 9 years ago
But… He’s a shill for the Fire industry!
kaffekup over 9 years ago
No, if we outlaw fire, only volcanoes will have fire.