@afficionadoFor this cusp-born Sagittarian with a Gemini ascendant, my horrorscope reads: Thou shalt read thy Go comics and participate where appropriate, pay devoted attention to your house cat goddess, kiss your honey, bake an applesauce cake, prepare Sunday roast, have a hot bath, watch some idiot box and go to bed.
I’d love to see Chalkie (pushing Andy home from the pub in his grocery cart) crash into Lucky Eddie (pushing Hagar the Horrible home from the tavern in his wheelbarrow).
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
If I were on the force, I’d probably go for “criminal damage.”
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Do you have one for being……….. stupid?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Throw the book at ’em!
John M over 9 years ago
Assuming he means trespass to land then I believe that is mainly a civil matter and Police usually don’t get involved.
ladykat over 9 years ago
@afficionadoFor this cusp-born Sagittarian with a Gemini ascendant, my horrorscope reads: Thou shalt read thy Go comics and participate where appropriate, pay devoted attention to your house cat goddess, kiss your honey, bake an applesauce cake, prepare Sunday roast, have a hot bath, watch some idiot box and go to bed.
Jonathan Mason over 9 years ago
You do all realise that astrology is a load of bull, don’t you?
cvillenick over 9 years ago
how come Chalkie always does all the work
Buggerlugs over 9 years ago
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
Stagger Lee over 9 years ago
If you didn’t like Abbott and Costello’s Who’s On First routine, try this one:.
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
Who was that gorgeous little girl from yesterday?I don’t think it was Shirley Temple.
Sandfan over 9 years ago
Grand Theft Shopping Cart? Consumption of Banned Vegetation? Public Display of Stupidity?
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
I’d love to see Chalkie (pushing Andy home from the pub in his grocery cart) crash into Lucky Eddie (pushing Hagar the Horrible home from the tavern in his wheelbarrow).
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
CLANG CLANG CLANG Went the Trolley.(Trolley is Britspeak for shopping cart.)
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
Did you just accuse me of being a TROLL?
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
You’re forgiven – but just don’t ever let it happen again!
patlaborvi over 9 years ago
He missed a pretty obvious one, theft, the shopping cart is owned by the store and you’re not suppose to take it out of the parking lot.
Mikeyj over 9 years ago
Theft of a shopping cart is what I would start with
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
I like my interpretation better – it’s more fun.
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
Reminds me of the snake-oil med which will put hair on your chest – and if you already have hair on your chest – it will take it off.