Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2014

Bad idea to take her “to work”.

Annie and Daddy Warbucks sure have changed.

He might just be grooming her to take over from him some day.

wow. good example for the kid

Kids learn best by example

Mobster Marty: “Goat, I’d like you to help me out here. Don’t squirm while I show smallfry how to do a ‘kneecap’.”

Get all “waste management” on him dad.

Goat should just be happy that he is a goat and not a horse.

Marty: Now daughter of mine what did I say about whacking people?Daughter: No whacking until you give them the loan and then call it due.

This is the exact way that religion spreads from one generation to the next as well. Child: I want to be a jihadist just like daddy was! (Ah, children. They blow up so fast!)

That may be because they need to over perform to be accepted by the made man group as in If you can do it, then I can do it better.

He’s grooming her to be a successful Godmother…

That kid’s got spunk! You must be doing something right, Mobster Marty!Watch your mouth, Goat; know what I mean?(Hey I live just about one minute’s walk from Elmwood Park, where the older guys live: know what I mean?)

They learn so fast!

xxx

Where did the Crocs go? – go visit the Stacy’s Croc Boutique for all the latest Croc accessories like the Larry Belt, boots and Hat set.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

The “family” must be from Jersey.

Poor girl. Or maybe she’s fortunate, depending on how you look at it.

Everyone knows that women need to be 20% crueler than men to get the same yield!