Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 30, 2010

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    MontanaLady  about 14 years ago

    Mother knows best……….

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    horizon1129  about 14 years ago

    kingy has a mom???

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 14 years ago

    MOM?! O__O

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    Where did we hear “YOU LIE” before?

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    sjoujke  about 14 years ago

    I can’t wait to see the Fink, er King’s mom, I wonder how tall she is?

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    Pacejv  about 14 years ago

    That was good–I’m slow tonight, I didn’t see that coming.

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    EarlWash  about 14 years ago

    Believe it or not, I think she’s even shorter than the fink. As I recall she wept and thanked him one time when he let her out of jail to celebrate her birthday. WOW, what a guy!

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    He lies like a rug.

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    People always underestimate the king’s popularity; after all, he’s a dwarf star!

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    runar  about 14 years ago

    How did his mother get out of the dungeon? That’s where he usually keeps her.

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    BigChiefDesoto  about 14 years ago

    HA! HA! Obama should have thought of that one!!

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    BigChief, except that his mother is dead, and most sons with dead mothers don’t tend to joke about it.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Jesus is before the prostitute. “Ye who is without sin, let them cast the first stone.” Ouch! Mom?

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    Mihir Asher  about 14 years ago

    Why is his mum out in the crowds with the common folk?

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    brklnbern  about 14 years ago

    Yes, the King is a lot like our president, only a little funnier.

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    Mom has your number, Fink!

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    scofire  about 14 years ago

    It was a hot day. Maybe she meant July.

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    Ppossom  about 14 years ago

    Unusual…Parker and Hart are ordinarily right wing.

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