Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2014

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    Hu.e Premium Member over 9 years ago

    And the state of the Kings sanity?

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    watmiwori  over 9 years ago

    You can “prove” ANYTHING with statistics [properly slanted] or a quotation from the Bible.

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    jimcates  over 9 years ago

    It’s O BAM ME

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    “If it’s a legitimate fact, you should be able to site it. Give it a try…I’ll wait.”. Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want answers? Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I’m entitled to them. Jessep: You want answers? Kaffee: I want the truth! Jessep: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said ‘thank you’ and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to! .c/o “A Few Good Men”

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    “Around here people turn garage sale signs around so thatthey point their arrows the wrong way.”.Why, that is just plain naughty! I can’t believe people would do that!

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