Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Neighbor Bob... Want to try out my latest invention. The 'forthrightometer'? I ask you a question and it tells me whether or not your answer is what you really think. Neighbor: Why do you care what I think? You don't even like me. Rat: That's not true. Look what you've made me do.
cdgar over 9 years ago
You deserved that, Rat.
Bilan over 9 years ago
At first, I thought it was just one of Calvin’s box with a dial drawn on it.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Imagine if one of those was placed beside every member of Congress…
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Well, looks like the so-called “forthrightometer” isn’t going to get any patents.
Arianne over 9 years ago
Well, that lie literally blew up in his face.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Karma for Rat
Oxnate over 9 years ago
Similar Idea.
TheFinalSolution over 9 years ago
@ Sherlock Watson
Why limit it to just congress? Almost everyone I know is a pathological liar. It’s second nature for most people.
RG_Dustbin over 9 years ago
@TheFinalSolution
No need for the despair because it does NOT apply to everyone. I for instance never lie. Detectably.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
@gallarI don’t lie either because I never say anything. BOOM…oops my bad.
lklawless Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hilarious! One of the best Pearls Before Swine strips ever!
Arianne over 9 years ago
I recently saw the movie “Sunset” for the first time. James Garner played Wyatt Earp come to Hollywood, and his catchphrase throughout the movie was: It’s all true, give or take a lie or two.
Arianne over 9 years ago
“I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it’s hell.”Harry Truman
sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Candy-gram for Mongo. Candy-gram for Mongo.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
did u notice rat blames neighbor bob
luvdafuneez over 9 years ago
I second that!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Things haven’t been going all that well for Rat of late. Now, even Neighbor Bob bests him! Neighbor Bob, for heaven’s sake! Rat is hexed.
barister over 9 years ago
Just imagine if it were possible to own one of those. It would be more spectacular than than any Fourth of July fireworks ever witnessed. I know i would lose both my eyebrows LOL LOL.
milady1 over 9 years ago
Can you imagine what would happen if Rat took that to Washington?
Number Three over 9 years ago
Don’t blame Neighbour Bob for your own wrongdoings, Rat.
xxx
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
@SisyphosRat is not hexed he is just experiencing a little karma for trying to become a saint. Pastis should send him to a circus so Rat can be cannonized…without the net.
TheFinalSolution over 9 years ago
@gallar
I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that the words “ALMOST” and “MOST” were not available in your browser. Besides, I don’t know your lying posterior. :=)
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Forthrightometer?