Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 25, 2014

Oh, oh this is going from Bad to Worse… ;)

You are toast, bubbele!

Oy! That kid’s pure psychopath! He’ll make a great CEO some day. And if Calvin’s parents had any sense, they did NOT leave contact information. (And it would be in Roz’s purse in any case…)

Oooh…he’s gonna be grounded for life…lol

Roslyn is in today’s Hi and Lois.

Virtually impossible today. All she’d have to do is whip out her cell phone and say, “You’ve got three seconds before I call your folks.”

cell phones weren’t available back then

HEY CALVIN ! ! Let me give you a piece of advice ! Don’t, I repeat, Don’t ever go into a ladies purse ! You really don’t want to know what is in there ! ! ! ! I don’t even go into my wife’s purse and I have been married over 40 years ! ! ! !

Rosalyn has really big hands compared to her skinny arms. Sort of like Mickey Mouse.Click here: Reality Check (January 5, 2012)Click here: Thatababy (March 19, 2012)

After hearing the testimony, the jury acquitted Roz calling it justifiable homicide.

Immediate gratification, long term pain.

Calvin planned for this one.

What a brat.

Ya she shouldn`t be babby siting that poor kid..

Drivin’ that train, high on cocaine, Calvin you better watch your speed…

She gets paid VERY well to do it. Mostly because she’s the only one willing to do it.

Another reason for a payment advance if she babysits Calvin again.

I see every day with a 50% chance of rain. My local meteorologist basically flips a coin.

Oh no you better not be thinking of going thourgh her stuff.

Calvin going through her purse? Hey look Hobbes, a missile. Help me light the fuse and let’s see what happens……

When I was at school, Some daft boys in my class were trying to go through my small black leather bag and I almost died because I had some… How can I say this? “Women’s Necessities” in there.

Thankfully they didn’t see it but they almost pulled it out.

xxx

Don’t feel badly Number Three, a lot of us “guys” carried “Men’s Necessities” in our wallet!.At least one, anyway…

@ArthurAllen: I don’t know what Peanuts strip Arlo and Janis might be referencing. There was the Peanuts TV special where Charlie Brown got rocks in his trick-or-treat bag, and there was the Peanuts strip where Lucy kept asking for a second piece of candy at every house for her brother who was sitting in the pumpkin patch. Often when a cartoonist references Peanuts, it is a TV special, because more of their readers will have seen it than would have read a single strip. Of course, many Peanuts strips have been worked into TV specials.

This is a classic series of C & H strips. The organic fertilizer will soon hit the rotary ventilation unit.

This is today’s “Hi and Lois” comic strip. Notice anyone familiar-looking in it? ;-)

IndyMan-Double AMEN to that!!Doug

GretchensMom – thanks for confirming what I thought! Glad to see Roslyn has a new gig that won’t make her quite as crazy!

Thanks, GretchensMom. I was wondering what had become of Rosalyn after all of these years.

If he’s lucky, the guard alligator will only take off two fingers…

Maybe she was flipped…