Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2014

And motivated laws to govern when people can sit on.walls.

You can put the shell back together but his mind is still scrambled.

Well Wiz you are the King’s Wizard, not his horses or men.

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon.

He does look down in the dumpts.

Dumbledore couldn’t have done a better job.

Thank you, just about choked to death on a grape!

Darn! I hate it when I crack an egg into a frypan and get pieces of shell! The only thing I want a bit crunchy in my breakfast is the bacon…

“OSHA doesn’t make the rules they just enforce them.” That makes them the perfect Fascists, doesn’t it? Oh, wait, I forgot the EPA.

And then they called the insurance company and the W. C. Fields lawyer who always shows up here.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the King’s horses and all the King’s men Had omelet for supper again.

sounds just as naughty with the ‘T’ to me

There was never any specification that he was an egg.