Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 07, 2014

What were chapters 2 through 11?

Cybil is one thing. But is there anyone that even understands normal cats?

Chapter 12: “Trouble Shooting Your Cat”??Whoa….

That’s for after you’ve tried Chapters 1 through 11… when you give up… and try to shoot the cat?But…. it’s too hard??

Yikes!

Chapter 12 may be useful for dealing with “normal” cats; but this is Cybil we’re talking about here! Lio, you will never find what you need for Cybil’s case in a book! This will require your cleverest thinking!

The words of chapter 12 seem to be mixed up a bit. Shouldn’t it be “Shooting your trouble cat?”

Yes, I AM having trouble shooting my cat. It won’t hold still….

“What were chapters 2 through 11?”

We don’t know. Cybil ate them.

Trouble shooting your cat? Try using a choke with less spread.

Cats are spies who are paid by the overlords of the great dachshund conspiracy. Beware!

No shooting cats!! Please.

I hope it works.

Chapter 11 is usually “Scheduled Maintenance”. Chapter 10 is “Jacking and Towing”. Chapter 2 is “Basic Operation”. I’m not sure about the rest, I think “Optional Equipment” is in there somewhere.

Should be " Trouble Shooting your Cat?

I often want to edit that last chapter title to “Shooting Your Cat” — but I calm down.