The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 31, 2024

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Jazmine: I don't think I'm pretty. Who would want to marry me? Do you think I'm pretty, Huey? Huey: Uh-huh, sure... whatever you said... Jazmine: Really!? You think I'm pretty? No one ever said I was pretty before. I guess we'll be getting married then! Huey: Whoa... What was that!? Jazmine: Oh, Huey! You're so wonderful. I'll always remember how great you are. You'll make a perfect husband. We'll play house and stuff... Huey: Excuse me!? Jazmine: But wait... You don't like playing house, do you? How can we be together if we don't share interests. Huey: Um, I'm confused. Jazmine: We're having problems, Huey. We have lifestyle differences. I don't think it's going to work out... Huey: Um, but... Jazmine: Oh well, we can still be friends. Bye!! Riley: Yo, what was that about? Huey: If it was a foreshadowing of grown-up relationships, I'd like to stay a kid for a long time...