Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 09, 2014

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 10 years ago

    Just so we’retotally clear

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    mdcdjg2008  almost 10 years ago

    Golf probably wouldn’t be as popular if beer wasn’t included.

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    AlnicoV   almost 10 years ago

    Softball; drinking beer in a dugout. Hunting; drinking beer and playing cards in a cabin. Fishing; drinking beer in a boat. ’These are all well known facts. Wives and girlfriends have seldom objected because it means that the guys aren’t drinking beer in the living room like during the World Series or Super Bowl.

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    cdward  almost 10 years ago

    If I had known that, I might have taken up golf.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    And the point is?

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    dvoyack  almost 10 years ago

    “What golf is…” (as my old fire chief said) “Is another excuse to drink beer.” As if we really needed one.

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    dzw3030  almost 10 years ago

    In self defense, I’ve developed an internal “pause before enter” sequence. I read the entry before I send or submit. It works pretty well for preventing typos, not much else, though. :-)

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    Lamberger  almost 10 years ago

    This idea is a base canard on series golfers everywhere.

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