Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 14, 2014

The barman (a few strips ago) also serves alcohol-free beer to a chap named Arnold.

‘Snigger’ reminds mi of Hellmann’s Mayonnaise.

@Our Gaffer:? Do suppose the Rose&Crown has Prince Albert in-a-Can.

@ Eldo

@ #3…Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkle is one of my favorite songs…but then I am from that era…I am so glad you like it! Also, I am so glad this interview went well, and I pray that you get the call back for the 20th…You know of course, that you are the girl child that we all pray for and wish you to do well….I never had a daughter, but I wish that if I had, that she would be like you…God Bless You Child!

@Wet…..It’s a Zebrocerus.

Love the pics this morning, Wet. See you over at 10 Cats in a bit.

I don’t want any alcoholThen what are doing in my bar, you useless twit? Do I show up at your tearoom and ask for a double Scotch?

Dieser Witz ist einfach spitze!!!! – Grandios!!! – Großartig!!! Sorry, to all, have to say this in my mother tongue… for this is really a good splendid joke… and these were my first words who were coming in my mind. LOL

Sorry, not: words who – but words which… pardon me!

I absolutely hate Earl Grey. It used to give me headaches and the taste wasn’t anything special. I will never understand why a lot of people like it.xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 16 hours agoI can be pretty obtuse as noticing stuff goes, and sometimes very sharp …….when it comes to affie’s spelling. -I think Don Mclean did a SONG about short lived beauty. -I don’t bother it [Sudoku] and it don’t bother me. -S&G have a good deal bunch of songs. My friend Dicky, when I was growing .., had an older sister who was nuts about their music. I think she went to a show one time. The picture I was referring to is “The Graduate”, starring Dustin Hoffman [before he got big] and Anne Bancroft. I tried to link it but all the places I got either are renting it or you have to sign for an account to do it free. I am on hulu and could watch it there. Mom and Dad took us to the drive-in to see it when it came out. The songs “Sounds of Silence” and “Mrs. Robinson” are on it. Maybe “Scarborough Fair” too.The graphic does very little. -It will look better in fall when the leaves turn that Blazing red. -Did some more on the carport today. -Winging a Super Saturday your way.Don’t forget to duck !__________________________________________________I’ve always been a very good speller but it took me ages to learn how to spell “definitely” correctly and I used to spell “apparently” with an ‘a’ instead of a ‘e’-That was a beautiful song. Thank you.-Didn’t Dustin Hoffman pass away sometime last year? As I’m not a big film watcher, I’ve never seen him in anything.-Hulu is not available in the UK and you can never rely on Youtube to keep films up for very long.-I’m afraid I didn’t like “Scarborough Fair” by Simon & Garfunkel their voices were mixing too much and I couldn’t understand some of the words they were singing. “Mrs. Robinson” is better. -Happy Saturday to you as well. Not sure what you meant by “Don’t forget to duck”

Sorry, I thought he had passed away.

But didn’t the barman counter the Earl Grey comment by calling him “lad?”

Ah, but will you serve Lady Grey too?

I enjoyed Simon and Garfunkel everyone.Good to see you back, SIX.

I prefer my tea iced.