Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2014

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    Aaberon  almost 10 years ago

    A great prayer for the outside of the box thinker: they put people on the moon, cell phones in our faces…

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    My parents attended A.A. meetings for years and, when I was a kid, I was taken along with them a lot. “The Serenity Prayer” was a part of every meeting.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 10 years ago

    If you ever want to find any quote which ever existed in history, you can usually type whatever part you think you remember on the search bar, followed by the word “quote” or “lyrics” if it was part of a song and the search engine will usually show what you actually seek, with spelling corrections, in the first few offerings — along with wild variations like that above.Not always, but usually.

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    skyriderwest  almost 10 years ago

    Personally I’ve always liked Red Green’s Men’s Prayer:

    I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.

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    jpsomebody  almost 10 years ago

    God grant me the courage to change the things I cannot accept,Serenity to accept the things I’ve changed,and the wisdom to know I’m different.- – - Stephan Pastis

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    Deschutes  almost 10 years ago

    If you google it you can find the long version

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    Space_cat  almost 10 years ago

    Hello, my name is Merlin W. and I’m a Spellaholic!

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    BrookFan  almost 10 years ago

    The Senility Prayer

    God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,

    the good fortune to run into the ones that I do

    and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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    tuslog64  almost 10 years ago

    is this a correlary toDo unto othersbefore they have a chance to do unto you?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    Thank you, thank you, thank you.Oh, and did I say, THANK YOU?

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    no point in praying then is there?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 10 years ago

    “and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill”.also a good one not that one HAS to kill just because someone irritates one

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    AmyGrantfan51774  almost 10 years ago

    one word no please it’s annoying as hell

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    AmyGrantfan51774  almost 10 years ago

    Obama never said that you are a liar

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