Tim ran into a ‘literal Djinn’ from a magic lamp.- “I will grant you one wish. What do you wish for oh master of the lamp?” genie asked.I wish to be a chick magnet. Tim answered." Your one wish is granted." said the genie as he disappeared.
Nab, and somebody….. In my experience, for some reason, at 11 at night after a long day, of hiking and stuff and just having eaten 5 burnt hotdogs and beans, 10 year old campers don’t have sharp enough eyes and aren’t quick enough to catch a snipe…Even though the camp counselors kept saying they just saw one….Ever notice they didn’t catch any either?
Varnes: “He left River City the library building, but he left all the books to her.” Great way to deal with censorship, but did he provide for succession? I’m sure Marian is no longer with us.
Superfrog about 10 years ago
He looks a bit seedy.
Varnes about 10 years ago
Better that than a goose magnet! Still lookin’ to catch my first snipe…..
Varnes about 10 years ago
I count 17 little chicks….
Allen Rymer about 10 years ago
give it a couple of months and he’ll really be henpecked
einarbt about 10 years ago
That looks like fun.
wrwallaceii about 10 years ago
Tim ran into a ‘literal Djinn’ from a magic lamp.- “I will grant you one wish. What do you wish for oh master of the lamp?” genie asked.I wish to be a chick magnet. Tim answered." Your one wish is granted." said the genie as he disappeared.
watmiwori about 10 years ago
BCWYWF—YMGI
The Life I Draw Upon about 10 years ago
It’s okay as long as he doesn’t get cocky.
Varnes about 10 years ago
Nab, and somebody….. In my experience, for some reason, at 11 at night after a long day, of hiking and stuff and just having eaten 5 burnt hotdogs and beans, 10 year old campers don’t have sharp enough eyes and aren’t quick enough to catch a snipe…Even though the camp counselors kept saying they just saw one….Ever notice they didn’t catch any either?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago
Corn.
pcolli about 10 years ago
He’s just an old mother hen.
Proginoskes about 10 years ago
Maybe it’s the way he licks his eyebrows.
(Oops, wrong punchline.)
Reppr Premium Member about 10 years ago
Snipe!….yum.
dadoctah about 10 years ago
This is how Colonel Sanders got started.
johndifool about 10 years ago
What a coincidence-so am I! [100% serious-and yes I am talking about the avian kind…]
dabugger about 10 years ago
When yer kicked out you havta stay somewhere.
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
Everyone’s tired of their Easter gifts already.
CYGNUS X1 about 10 years ago
Whats he been stepping in I wonder?
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
He must be a native of the town of Oviedo, Florida…
Varnes about 10 years ago
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little talk a little, cheep, cheep ,cheep, pick, a lot pick a little….
hippogriff about 10 years ago
Varnes: “He left River City the library building, but he left all the books to her.” Great way to deal with censorship, but did he provide for succession? I’m sure Marian is no longer with us.
Varnes about 10 years ago
hippogriff, If I stumbled and busted my what you may call it, I could lie on the floor unnoticed, till my body has turned to carrion…Madam Librarian….
celeconecca about 10 years ago
I’m impressed, the chicks imprinted on you…
(apologies to George and Ira Gershwin)
Caddy57 about 10 years ago
wasn’t the original “chick” flick The Birds from Hitchcock?…..maybe NOT!
westny77 about 10 years ago
Oh how cute. The little animals love him.
hippogriff about 10 years ago
JPuzzleWhiz: That was the movie. The first Marian was Barbara Cook.