Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2014

Paris Goat is hoping that hoofed mammals are right up her alley.:(Read that any way you like.)

“Is your wheelhouse a place filled with flat tires and incompetent mechanics?”Why yes! Yes, it is. How did you know?

Suggest that she read “Giles, Goat Boy.”

Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.

Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.

Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.

The woman’s reading a first draft by Shakespeare, “Julius Grab That Woman Now!”. Bill’s editor made him shorten the title to “Julius Seize Her!”

Good one, Rip. I just realized that today is the 450th anniversary of Shakespeare’s baptism date (birth date unknown). Happy Baptismday, Will!

Goat doesn’t need a wing-man like Rat when approaching a woman reading Shakespeare. Sure enough, one cannot say that “he got her goat.”

Rat is just goating him on.

The sad thing is, Rat’s advice to the Shakespeare-Reading Woman is well spoken. Alas, Goat is not a great catch for any woman, even if she were desperate for a guy!

My Wheelhouse occasionally has a flat tire!

Go away, Rat.

xxx

No more cheese crackers. :o(

I don’t get it, what on earth does Goat mean by “in my wheelhouse”?

My wheelhouse is definitely filled with flat tires and incompetent mechanics.

Hm.

I hope the cheese series continues.

Rat, you really need to stop confusing YOUR wheelhouse with everyone else’s. Especially when their far smarter than you.

Rat’s idea of a “wheelhouse” does not match the definition of that word.

That wheelhouse has been burned to ashes.

I wish this one was part of an arc, I’d like to see Goat try to put himself out there for an actually intelligent girl.