JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 05, 2014

Robb, do you get many invites to draw caricatures at children’s birthday parties, or do you feel left out because that opportunity eludes you?

Okay now this is just obsession.

You know Rob if I ever have a kid and you want to come to their fifth birthday to draw caricatures then your well invited

I was at an party at Auburn with Science Fiction illustrator Kelly Freas and he was drawing caricatures of the people there.He made all the ladies look like sublime beauties.He made the men look like drooling morons.Except for me — he made me look better, since a drooling moron wouldn’t have been a caricature.A friend said, “You don’t look like that, David, although I wish you did.”

(and that was a FRIEND)