JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 06, 2014
April 05, 2014
April 07, 2014
Transcript:
Crunchy: According to a study, all that coffee you drink is good for you! Joe: Really?! Frank: Oh, nevermind they just did another study... will there be anything else officers? Joe: Just the check please. Heavens no! our way of saying thanks for all you do! Thats not necessary, Miss. Besides Captain Ruiz doesn't allow that. How would your captain find out? Crunchy: Hear that? Joe: aha! Yeah. They're Clean Captain Ruiz.
You’re confusing equality of outcome with equality of opportunity. The first is only guaranteed by the feeble minded and the goofy laws that they insist on. The second is guaranteed by nature.