Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 04, 2014

Never occurred to me that bees and ringing in your ears sounded alike.

Ah, been there & done that & will every day till “the end”. They’re like old friends by now. Any change in the tinnitus and/or floater frequency generally means I’m catching a cold or sinus problem. Good one, Reed Hoover.

Just wait buddy, just wait. :-)

Curse my floaters (and tinnitus).

this isn’t funny – those pesky little gnats that keep flying around my head

Floaters are irritating. Especially the larger ones. They just hang there and get in the way of the words I am trying to read.

In an apartment sometimes visited by roaches, I once smacked the table a few times before I realized it was a floater.

Hilarious. Good thing she didn’t mistake her gloved “hand” for a cock’s comb.

More like health problems like a future stroke due to diabetes,

I have all of those and a new special effect that sounds like a bug zapper. I didn’t even call the Dr, just looked it up online. Sure enough, it is caused by the hardening of the little bones in the inner ear. Filed under: “Things your mama never told you would happen….”

Also, “bugs” climbing all over the bathroom walls was my first symptom of a detached retina. Do not ignore that one, people!

I don’t have tinnitus…yet…but I am very familiar with floaters.