Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 26, 2014

I’d have commissioned the winner of “Most Painful Disintegrating Ray” to install his creation within the podium, prior to the speeches.

What happened to the trophy?

He’s a goner; good thing he cloned himself.

Love the audience. Is that Marvin the Martian on the right?

There would be a problem with the gowns worn by many of the women if they did this at most award shows.

I’d call it a wardrobe feature.And they’d have to change the name to The Happy Scientist Awards.

Even better than the way the IgNobel ceremony deals with speakers who go on too long (a whiny kid’s voice repeating, “Please stop… I’m bored” endlessly)!

A Klingon, Jabba, Alf, ET, Dirk and one of his goons, Orko? and can’t make the last one. Looks familiar.

But, he hasn’t thanked his agent yet!

What’s with the quotation marks inside offstage word balloons? The speaker isn’t quoting anyone else.

This is an excellent idea.

Could it be Looney Tunes’ Marvin the Martian?