Ted Rall for January 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Determined to adhere to his policy of disappointing us, Obama announces his NSA reforms. (Barack Obama: I value your privacy so I'm keeping it) We're moving your phone calls, e-mails, text messages, and porn browsing histories from this room to that room. "Also we've hired, Bob' Bob is mean and kind of dumb. "When we want to look at your private stuff, we'll have to ask Bob to unlock the door. (Barack Obama: Total pain in the ass.) (Man: Later, takin a break.) (Woman: We should totally drone Bob.) (Barack Obama: Shh! They're still here.)
Subversive over 10 years ago
Nothing has changed, Bob leaves the door unlocked while he is on break, and that guy is always on break.
cripplious over 10 years ago
OF course. I am a unionized government worker.
I Play One On TV over 10 years ago
“It is breathtaking to observe just how stupid the Kenyan thinks that some us are.”
It is not only Mr. Obama who thinks we’re that stupid. Most members of Congress and a Federal judge feel that the end (such as it may be) justifies any means. If it were only Mr. Obama, the program would be shut down. You may start your conspiracy theories now.
And here’s one you’ll enjoy:
A Kenyan, a Muslim, and a Socialist walk into a bar, and he makes everyone get married to someone of the same sex, and forces them all to get an abortion.
I saw it on the internet. It must be true.
derlehrer over 10 years ago
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that U.S. Customs has been granted the authority to confiscate electronics (cellphones, iPads, computers) at any airport or within 20 miles of the border(s) in the United States, without a warrant or without probable cause and keep them indefinitely if they “feel” something is amiss? The ACLU is appealing the decision, but isn’t this a mirror image of another government in a previous decade?
Michael Peterson Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh, Ted, you’re such a REBEL!!!!!
VegaAlopex over 10 years ago
Ted Rall, entertaining as usual. Is Bob the temp we keep hearing about on the radio?