Monty by Jim Meddick for January 10, 2014

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    Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago

    He’s enjoying the sensation of extremely mild depravity.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 10 years ago

    A true fiend.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Yup, nothin’ to see here, just a guy sitting on a tree limb….whistling…..

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    Clotty Peristalt  over 10 years ago

    Next up, Monty will try to take 11 items through a “10 items or less (sic)” supermarket checkout.

    After which, he’ll scratch out “less” and replace it with “fewer”, of course.

    Yeah, I know, he’s done that before already.

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Wild man on the grass! Officer, I saw him with my own eyes, and he was so hideous and depraved and….Hahahaha! (Sorry. Couldn’t maintain the pretense.)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Next he’ll pick up his prescription at Rite-Aid…. and he’ll stand…. no…. he’ll put one foot…. in FRONT of the yellow line!

    Then he’ll march over to Moondog’s house…. and rip the descriptive tag right off his mattress!

    And maybe even…. the one off his pillow, too!

    Not off his own stuff, of course…. cos, you know… somebody might see it some day.

    Say… you don’t think … um…. there’s a security camera facing that drugstore line, do you?

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    billyruffian  over 10 years ago

    Why is there always a cop around when you don’t need one?

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    Kroykali  over 10 years ago

    RAMPAGE……

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    lisapaloma13  over 10 years ago

    I think that police officer is a relative of Jeeves.

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    jimbeauga  over 10 years ago

    That’s Jarvis. And either that or he moonlights at the museum with ’Doggie.

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    jimbeauga  over 10 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49 from yesterday… The potion must be working somehow. The Old Monty would never have been able to hoist himself up onto the limb. He would have been left hanging there like some creepy “Kilroy” drawing.

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    love this arc

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    It’s supposed to be Hyde, not Hide.

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    He might even disobey the “Don’t Walk” traffic light… no wait, that might be dangerous.

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    boldyuma  over 10 years ago

    This arc reminds me I need to find my DVD of the movie“Altered States”..now where did I put that thing?..

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    Ah, yes, I had almost forgotten that that was yet another Ken Russell creation. I have a copy somewhere (too many of them only on VHS – need to get DVDs). I still love Ken’s wild imagination. I’m so glad my new friend shares my very eclectic taste in entertainments.

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