Monty by Jim Meddick for January 11, 2014
January 10, 2014
January 12, 2014
Transcript:
Monty! You're back!... And the Jekyll potion wore off! What happened?! I stayed up til 2:30 waiting for you, but you didn't even call! I... I don't know what happened... I have no memory at all of what transpired last night!... All I know is when I woke this morning, I was wearing roller blades, clutching a badminton racket and lying in aisle three of JC Penney's intimate apparel department...
Yes, but I didn’t know it was arranged in numbered “aisles”. I always thought it was just racks of stuff too packed together to fit anything resembling a shopping cart or bag through.