Congresspersons(got to be P C, you know) should be put on minimum wage, restricted to 40hrs a week(mandatory-as in put in), no overtime, one day holidays and one week vacation a year with no more than 5 gone at a time. See how they like it. Oh, I forgot, automatic termination for not completing assigned tasks just like the real world ! ! ! !
All freshman Senators have to attend a special (and secret) class where they learn to be two-faced, how to answer question without actually doing so, cheat on their spouses (most fail the final on this one) and finally how to ALWAYS vote party line, so matter what the people who actually voted FOR them want!
Sometimes I ask myself what’s difference between congressional lawmaking and twerking. ….. Anyone. Anyone…..obsenitity laws won’t allow to finish the joke.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
I heard he’s also on #Twaddle.
edclectic over 10 years ago
And ScrewTube.
Sandfan over 10 years ago
I think it was Lincoln who replied to an accusation of being two-faced by replying “If I had two faces, do you think I’d be wearing this one?”
rshive over 10 years ago
Only two?
Linguist over 10 years ago
The symbol for the site is Janus – not to be confused with a similar sounding symbol.
IndyMan over 10 years ago
Congresspersons(got to be P C, you know) should be put on minimum wage, restricted to 40hrs a week(mandatory-as in put in), no overtime, one day holidays and one week vacation a year with no more than 5 gone at a time. See how they like it. Oh, I forgot, automatic termination for not completing assigned tasks just like the real world ! ! ! !
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
All freshman Senators have to attend a special (and secret) class where they learn to be two-faced, how to answer question without actually doing so, cheat on their spouses (most fail the final on this one) and finally how to ALWAYS vote party line, so matter what the people who actually voted FOR them want!
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
Flipflop book.
Reality,really? over 10 years ago
Sometimes I ask myself what’s difference between congressional lawmaking and twerking. ….. Anyone. Anyone…..obsenitity laws won’t allow to finish the joke.