That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 08, 2014

Literally, the last supper.

But the rats have something that complements their cheese.

The rats are smart enough not to drink the cheese or eat thewine. The people probably aren’t.

They’re demanding more rat poison, it was a terrible merlot.

Can anyone read the writing on the wall?I have the feeling that’s the point of the painting.I’ve maxed out the zoom and still can’t read it.

“Ninety-nine bottles of wine on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of wine…take one down, uncork it you dork…ninety-eight bottles of wine on the wall…”

Hecklers at “open mike night” at the Comedy Club….

about that taste? bad news, fellas… somebody put wine labels on the lab samples

Rat poison was preferable to those bottles of 1821 Merlot that Jerry left out in the sun by accident.Besides, by the time he’d served the rat poison, the guys were too sloshed to know the difference.

Is Jerry an ancestor of W.C. Fields?

Maybe-click-to-enlarge image be found here, along with a description. So far, no work, by this artist, has appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog (CLICK HERE! button to the right).Crown Prince Ludwig in the Spanish Wine Tavern in Rome (link shows his Wikipedia page) is shown, with a smaller image, and described, by its current-location page.The Google translated German page has replaced the ¿ characters, currently in the English description, with something you can actually understand.The artist’s Wikipedia page (Google translated German Wikipedia page has more) and collection. Wikipedia pages for the other people named in the description can be found here, here, here (Google translated), here, here, here, and here (Google translated German Wikipedia page identifies him in the painting).

No merlot. Please no merlot. (Sideways).

Warfarin is the active ingredient in both D-Con and Coumadin. A patient of one of my docs learned this, and instead of filling his prescrption he bought some D-Con and nibbled a bit of it every day. Periodically he’d monitor his bleeding time by cutting himself, and nibble more or less as needed.

Must have been 2-buck-chuck. Rat poison tates waaaay better.

Hey, that was a great AA meeting. Let’s celebrate!

spain = wine = different = stravech

UH, OH!

The different wines of Spain will make you retch? (I got lost with Stravech.) I live here, so I can tell you—they have a lot more alcohol than French wines. Go easy.

If you drank our wine, of course you were wasted…I mean, of course it was wasted!

Never get drunk on anisette. Just sayin’.