Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 04, 2014

Poor Flo. Cover up, please.

That dress will never need ironing. Flo streatches all the wrinkles out of it.

I saw a woman in Ross yesterday and her dress was that tight. Two little boys under a beach blanket came to mind. except it was more like 6 or 7 little boys. You can only stretch stretch fabric so far……And she was wearing lace tights and boots, zipped halfway up. I had to look to be sure I wasn’t in WalMart.

That was snarky of me, I apologise, Lord, I didn’t mean it!

No, Flo; the dress isn’t a bit tight….. it’s a LOT tight.

Perhaps it’s the climate, or maybe the culture down here, but not only do women squeeeeeze themselves in jeans, shorts, dresses etc. that are 4 sizes too small for them, but still believe it’s fashionable at 50 to wear tight mini skirts. My beloved is as guilty as the rest, and I, wisely, raise no objection. Years of experience have taught me to keep my mouth shut.

The Fashion Wars in the Capp household…

We all know that Andy is a looser, but let’s face it, Flo isn’t exactly a prize either.

Time to head over to the Tent and Awning department, Flo.

Fat women complain constantly about their weight, then make excuses and eat a box of Ho-Hos.

Cheeky cow.

The shop assistant I mean.

xxx

Gweedo (Bring back Dry) Murray said, about 13 hours agoI think this one does. So many auditoriums and stadiums have corporate names (sponsorship) now. I think the War Memorial Auditorium in Buffalo got torn down before succumbing to the renaming. Where the hockey team plays is on its third name now.-I’m addicted to Cokea Cola these days. -I was a supporting actor with a couple of sentences of lines in a sixth grade school play. It was done before an audience. I was so concerned about flubbing the lines that I worked at them. Paul, that got the main character part pulled it off well. The play: The Man Without a Country, written by Edward Everett Hale 1863. -I know what you mean about the ones who got memories like a dry sponge.-Today went okay. I got some bright sunlight shots of the sailor, and did some outdoor work with garden stuff. -May Saturday satisfy._________________________________________________Thank you for those links. I’ve been school plays also. I done quite well. -The Niagara Centre looks awesome. It looks massive.-My memory is only good in certain areas. Other times it’s just like a sieve.-Looking forward to seeing yout shots of the sailor. Is he in good ship shape now?-I don’t drink a lot of fizzy drinks now. It’s mainly orange juice or water.-May your Saturday be wonderful

Yeah, you’re right.

Separated at birth!

Thanks, Bev for “Cathy’s Clown”. I know how you feel. i remember it like it was yesterday. i went down memory lane one more time!