Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 17, 2013

Now you got to send one back to complete the test.

If this had been a real emergency you would have been instructed to put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye…

I’m sorry…I saw the first panel and my first thought was “The Birds”…shudder

That is hilarious! (They ALWAYS interrupted out favorite shows.)

if this had been a real emergency, you would be visited by the royal foo-bird

“If this had been a real emergency, you could eat the bird.”

The attention signal originally used by the Emergency Broadcast System was the sound made by a radio transmitter melting in a nuclear explosion..\\//_

I hate when that happens.

I always failed that test, never was a good student