Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 12, 2013

Best set fire to it and collect the insurance.

My other half (56) was born in this house. Seems odd to me, who has lived in 19 different houses in 60 years.

a friend was attempting to dig a hole in his backyard to plant a bush. he severed several utility lines. made a mess, and the utility people were ever so upset with him.

Been there. Tried to do that. I ended up with the phone book, too.

Good luck selling it. Who moves to Maine?

not a win-lose or lose-win; just a gamble anyways….

Rumor has it, if you buy Joe’s house, you will get a cameo appearance at Flo’s Offshore Diner.

What’s a phone book?

Great, another “men are stupid” comic.

nobody moves to Maine, they all move from Maine.

Have sold 4 homes, 2 with realtors, 2 on my own. Got screwed on the first 2…never again

Of the two… Georgia and Maine… I’d rather be in Maine. I’ve lived in both.

And I’ve changed bodies several times, as well.

Nice spaniel, by the way.

I really hope this move doesn’t happen. What would the girls (and us) do without regular visits to Grandma and all those Crazy Eddie stories?

OK, Fountain goes here…

I am totally surprised that he didn’t just put some rocks around his “mistake” and move forward with the sodding….of course ,eventually someone would have noticed that Joe had a new fountain while the eastern seaboard was totally without water!

Listen to your mother, Joe. There are some things DIY should never be applied to.