Best one I EVER heard was a visiting comedian on the Bob and Tom show telling about he picks up the phone and starts right off real excited; “OK, OK, I’ve done what you told me, but GOD, THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE !! What do I do NOW???”
It ain’t healthy for an old guy to laff THAT hard before getting out of bed and moving around a bit !!
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
Since when is your name on that park bench Earl?
gkid over 10 years ago
Ha ha ha ha! This is toooofunny~!! The best one yet.
jmcenanly over 10 years ago
It is also fun on elevators
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
And now he’s off somewhere calling the cops.
pathfinder over 10 years ago
How soon will DHS get the word from NSA about this?Call in SWAT!
Rick Berryman over 10 years ago
FUNNY! FUNNY! – I’m going to have to try that sometime. Maybe when I"m out with my wife?? (Been married for 31 years)
unca jim over 10 years ago
Best one I EVER heard was a visiting comedian on the Bob and Tom show telling about he picks up the phone and starts right off real excited; “OK, OK, I’ve done what you told me, but GOD, THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE !! What do I do NOW???”
It ain’t healthy for an old guy to laff THAT hard before getting out of bed and moving around a bit !!
funnyman426 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Works in restaurants too, reservations for Donner party of 6.
leonardabell Premium Member over 10 years ago
LOL
leonardabell Premium Member over 10 years ago
I just went PRO, Boy is it nice to have the comics one right after the other.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Must remember to try that…
Number Three over 10 years ago
Earl has his ways all right!
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dhamhock over 10 years ago
I say the BEST yet, keep up the great work, thanks
Jack Bell Premium Member over 10 years ago
What is someone with no since of humor doing reading the comics? Nothing rude about it. Just pure fun.