Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 14, 2013

I’m not sure if my bladder and/or bowels can hold it for 67 more miles.

I can relate. 1 hour max. 2,3,4, hours when I was younger.

Pluggers are incontinent?

This reminds me of my hubby in the days when we could travel by car.

You don’t have to go NOW, but just as soon as you pass the exit…

I sent that idea to Pluggers over a year ago! A Plugger fan like some Pluggers contribute with no recognition.

No, it’s male dominance behavior. “Oh, you wanted to stop THERE?” executed innocently as you drive past the exit.

Amen!

This plugger couldn’t drive 67 miles in one hour unless it was flat land, no curves, broad daylight, and I was the only car on the road. But not my current car, it shakes so bad above 60mph I can’t keep it in the road.

Why hasn’t someone developed a pilot relief tube for cars? It should have a valve requiring at least highway speeds to avoid the British railway lyrics to Humouresque (“Passengers will please refrain From flushing while the train Is standing in the station”).

Never pass up a chance to kiss a pretty girl, a chance to use the restroom or take a nap.

The Queen Mum was once asked what advice she had for people entering public life. She came up with, “When you see a toilet, use it! You don’t know when you’re going to see another.”