Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 24, 2013

I was trying to find the Paranoids Anonymous meeting, but nobody would tell me where it is.

Why would they agree to me anonymous?

That will really help cure them.

Heard about the 12 step program for compulsive talkers? It’s called Onandonandonanon.

Narcissists don’t need to be anonymous; they never pay attention to anyone else, anyway.

Just noticed, there shouldn’t be an apostrophy on the sign.

The meeting ends when the hideous looking narcissist enters.

Wanted to join the Friars Club, but I was grilled at the first meeting and then toasted at the next meeting.

I think the apostrophe works … because a Narcissist (’s) organization might have only one member! That’s why he meets in the Hall of Mirrors — for the beautiful company.

Somebody better tell Marigold Heavenly Nostrils about this meeting.

I wanted to join Liars Anonymous, but no one would tell me the correct meeting location.

I’ve been to anonymous anonymous…but wait I’m not supposed to tell you that

Stick around for the fight between the Narcissist group and the Achilles club…they’re a buncha heels..

There’s only going to be one there (check the apostrophe ; ), but that’s all you need with mirrors. The hospital that employed me for a few decades I’m sure paid a signage consultant major money to change all the waiting rooms to “gathering areas.” ;p

I hadn’t read all the comments, obviously… (@William Pursell – “Narcissist’s Unanimous” works nicely for a meeting of uno ; )