Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 09, 2013

He got the brown eye it looks like.

It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fightRisin’ up to the challenge of our rivalAnd the last known survivor stalks his prey in the nightAnd he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of the tiger.

Looks like Rod’s got a tiger in his tank.

Eeenie Meanie Mynee Moe, Catch a Tiger by the …. Tail ?

Wiz’s magic is ass-backwards.

It’s no eye of the tiger, but maybe it’ll save his ass in battle.

Looks more like the tail of the Garfield. Maybe Rodney will flee the battle at the sound of a lasagna calling for him.

Whoopsie

Totally appropriate for Rodney.Now he can literally “turn tail” and run!

the wiz didn’t do magic he just reffered Rodney to this site http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/wearable-tail-show-feel-article-1.1233438

or vice versa

I have a feeling he’s gonna catch the tiger by the tail.

Sher Kahn my best beloved . . . watch out for the “Red Flower.”

If Sir Rodney had gotten the tail of a South American monkey, he might have used its prehensile nature to hold weapons or grasp those of his opponents as he bravely faced them in combat. (when we go to imagining, we might as well imagine a brave Rodney)