Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 20, 2013
July 19, 2013
July 21, 2013
Transcript:
I tried to call 911, but do you know how hard it is to get reception inside a whale?
I tried to call 911, but do you know how hard it is to get reception inside a whale?
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
“Can you hear me now?”
blunebottle almost 11 years ago
I don’t know about that, Jonah……God’s reception seemed to have no problems.
jreckard almost 11 years ago
Siri, how do I get to Nineveh?
awdunn2484 almost 11 years ago
It is written, “A fool says in his heart ,‘There is no GOD’.” BTW I think that Jonah was the greatest preacher ever. He converted the entire city of Nineveh. The worse preacher could have been Noah. He preached over 100 years while he built the Ark and converted noone. Just my ideas . . . just saying . . . .<><me
jtviper7 almost 11 years ago
It could also be Pinocchio’s father… Geppetto.
dsom8 almost 11 years ago
Who was judging whom, Doc?
susan.e.a.c almost 11 years ago
The moral of that story: don’t just tell the Truth to the believers, spread the Word to non-Jews like in Nineveh. That was the message of this story in the Bible, the Word of God wasn’t meant for a small group in one place, if you know something don’t keep it to yourselves.
meowlin almost 11 years ago
Yes, but very few people understood the distinction when it was originally written.
MrsSnape almost 11 years ago
It’s a bunch of stories written by a group of semi-illiterate, ignorant and superstitious desert people during the Bronze Age.
cwizard71 almost 11 years ago
It must be VERY hard to get reception in a time when cell phones hadn’t even been invented yet.